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Rounded white retro text below reads "i wear this" above bold

Santa pointing and asking where his ho's are at carries the same energy as a mall Santa on his third divorce

Hand-lettered script reads "The Original" above a yellow circle containing whimsical red and yellow text reading "Bobby McGees Conglomeration" with a cartoon figure in pointed shoes reclining in a clawfoot bathtub

A retro nostalgic throwback design inspired by the 1970s Marx Green Machine Big-Wheel

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