I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s flanked by "AURORA" and "ILLINOIS"

flanked by "AURORA" and "ILLINOIS" on a red and golden-yellow shield

Throughout his Big Adventure

Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center

CA • Estd 1996

I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s flanked by "AURORA" and "ILLINOIS"Laid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate. Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available. The Details: Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack o' lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small