Independence 1776 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt roller Saying "stand back" before trying

Saying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode

Founded in 1894

Overlapping geometric triangle outlines in cyan and magenta frame the text from behind

White blackletter text reads "Paris" flanked by smaller white "EST" and "1922" at the top

Independence 1776 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt roller Saying "stand back" before tryingThomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue. Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I GAVE THEM BITCHES" above a white halftone portrait of Thomas Jefferson flanked by "17" and "76." Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE