Old Fashioned - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L encircled by a dashed orbit

encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each side

Inspired by Lonesome Dove

Curved white text reads "YOU'LL EAT LIGHTNING & CRAP THUNDER

Decorative white script text reads "Snow's Out" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with a red hat

Old Fashioned - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L encircled by a dashed orbitOrdering an Old Fashioned already tells the bartender everything about your personality, your politics, and roughly what year you think music peaked. The drink is just a formality at that point. The Details: A detailed white woodcut style illustration of a rocks glass filled with ice cubes, a citrus peel garnish, and a cocktail pick sits at the top. Distressed white sans serif block text reads "OLD" to the left of the glass, with "FASHIONED" spanning