1980 Caddy Scholarship Invitational - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S because nobody calls 911 when

because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party

a neighborhood landmark dating back to the mid-twentieth century

Curved black bold sans-serif text reads "DON'T BE A" across the top

Ordering off the handwritten board is an act of faith your grandmother already approved

1980 Caddy Scholarship Invitational - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S because nobody calls 911 whenJudge Smails commissioning commemorative merch for a scholarship he never intended to award fairly is the most Bushwood thing imaginable. Philanthropy hits different when it comes with a leash and a speech about ditch diggers. Inspired by Caddyshack. The Details: Arched gold text reads "JUDGE SMAILS" above a digital illustration of Judge Smails in gold and olive tones, his scowling face framed by a semicircular arc, flanked by teal text reading