I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Rolling credits before the first

Rolling credits before the first frame hits tell you everything

Teddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president

Bold dark brown slab-serif text reads "Dam It

Distressed white text reading "LET'S GET" arches across the top in a playful rounded font

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Rolling credits before the firstPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU