Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt burbank with white italic serif text

with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside it

An ornate oval monogram enclosing intertwined golden-tan "DD" letters sits at the top

front door

and nobody else even got the invite

Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt burbank with white italic serif textChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a