If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Enrollment at McCracken's school gets

Enrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction

a name nobody ever forgot

Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds

Bold red block text reads "STAY PUFT" below

If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Enrollment at McCracken's school getsGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.