I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex Sweatshirt newport beach Kona Lanes opened in 1958

Kona Lanes opened in 1958 on Harbor Boulevard in Costa Mesa

Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella

Inspired by Happy Gilmore

Bold black slab-serif uppercase text reads "SPACEBALLS" in large letters

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex Sweatshirt newport beach Kona Lanes opened in 1958Performative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in