Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Nakatomi Corporation's hospitality branding remains

Nakatomi Corporation's hospitality branding remains immaculate for a building where the concierge desk got lit up with MP5 fire and the CEO didn't survive the welcome reception

Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

flanked by red and blue stars

with elegant gold script below reading "Malt Liquor

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Nakatomi Corporation's hospitality branding remainsListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading