WWJBD - Unisex T-Shirt bowling Peacocks can't actually fly worth

Peacocks can't actually fly worth a damn

Large golden-yellow cursive lettering reads "Shady" above a light blue stylized curling wave with decorative swirls and horizontal lines extending to the right

" Pink and yellow cursive quotes appear beneath each portrait

" and "PALMS READ" in red neon-tube typography

WWJBD - Unisex T-Shirt bowling Peacocks can't actually fly worthMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"