Frau Blucher - Women's T-Shirt Size:S and red boots

and red boots

boasting 32 lanes in a neighborhood steeped in Spanish colonial heritage

Customer complaints get a two-word return policy nobody survives

Distressed red and white illustration of a mid-century roadside marquee sign supported by angled poles

Frau Blucher - Women's T-Shirt Size:S and red bootsHorses in Transylvania have exactly one phobia, and it's triggered by a single word uttered within a five mile radius. The feedback loop of equine terror is somehow both the stupidest and most perfectly engineered gag in parody history. Inspired by Young Frankenstein. The Details: A speech bubble containing gothic blackletter text reading "Frau Blcher" sits to the upper left. A distressed white illustration of a rearing horse with flowing mane and