Ask Me - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL A baseball with visible stitching

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Ask Me - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL A baseball with visible stitchingAliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt.