Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL GE 909-58" beside white script

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Slapping a guy whose cardio peaks at pouring Kahlúa onto a mountain range next to extreme sports branding is aggressively wrong in the best way

trademarking overprotective fatherhood like it's a federally funded initiative is the most honest thing to come out of the D

Inspired by Ghostbusters II

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL GE 909-58" beside white scriptMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow