Wanna Bone? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Advertising your roller rink as

Advertising your roller rink as "healthful

Curved distressed white text below reads "I'M PATRIOTIC" completing the circular composition

with scattered gold dots

" with stylized cream lettering reading "IN DALLAS" at the bottom

Wanna Bone? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Advertising your roller rink asSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.