My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White " A centered golden fortune

" A centered golden fortune cookie is flanked by two symmetrical green and red dragons with white bellies

Bold white arched serif text reads "BOATIN'" above a white illustration of a crushed beer can flanked by blue wave accents

Smaller condensed text below reads "IF SOMETHING GETS IN YOUR WAY

he rattles off contraband like a sommelier recommending a nice Bordeaux

My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White " A centered golden fortuneListing mahogany and leather bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self awareness. Somewhere a Pottery Barn catalog weeps with envy. Inspired by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed uppercase sans serif text reads "MY APARTMENT SMELLS OF" curving over larger golden yellow decorative serif text reading "Rich Mahogany" in a vintage lettering style with