Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top mission Distressed white hand-lettered text reads

Distressed white hand-lettered text reads "There's No" above a large flowing cursive script reading "Crying" with a baseball-style swoosh tail extending beneath it

Arched distressed golden-yellow serif text reads "PEORIA

Inspired by The Running Man

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top

Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top mission Distressed white hand-lettered text readsKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal