Eagle-5 - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Bender's structural assessment of Shermer

Bender's structural assessment of Shermer High is less about the building and more about everything else falling apart in that library

Bald eagles wearing headbands and screaming the word America for you is the exact level of patriotism this country actually earned

and every room in Harlem became his throne room on arrival

I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American

Eagle-5 - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Bender's structural assessment of ShermerLone Starr's ride smells like old upholstery and whatever Barf microwaved three days ago, but it still made the jump to hyperactive speed. Nothing says hero ship like a Winnebago with outstanding debt to Pizza the Hutt. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Bold cyan outlined block text reads "EAGLE 5" across the top. Smaller cyan sans serif text reading "KEEP ON TRUCKIN'" sits to the left of a realistic rendering of the Eagle 5, a beige Winnebago