I Shot J.R. - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Dark Chocolate and the pace means both

and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate

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Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

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I Shot J.R. - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Dark Chocolate and the pace means bothRelive the shocking cliffhanger that captivated the nation! This 'I Shot J. R.' design is a must have for fans of the iconic 80s drama, Dallas, Transport yourself back to that unforgettable moment and join in the conversation that gripped the world. Whether you're a die hard fan or simply appreciate a good dose of retro television nostalgia, this design is sure to be a conversation starter. Part of our retro television TV show nostalgia collection,