It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt dogs White stencil-style silhouette of Dark

White stencil-style silhouette of Dark Helmet's oversized dome helmet depicts the angular visor

Cream text reading "SINCE" and "MMVIII" flanks a pin-up style mermaid illustration at the top

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It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt dogs White stencil-style silhouette of DarkRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &