Thicc Like Ol' Saint Nick - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt dd A blue horizontal ribbon extends

A blue horizontal ribbon extends right with "Bowl" in black cursive script

Distressed white block text reads "I RUN" on the first line

Somewhere a linguistics professor just felt a disturbance and doesn't know why

surrounded by ornate border filigree

Thicc Like Ol' Saint Nick - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt dd A blue horizontal ribbon extendsSanta eats billions of cookies annually with zero accountability and somehow remains the most trusted man in the world. Body positivity apparently just requires a red suit and a sleigh. The Details: A vintage cartoon portrait of a winking Santa Claus appears in red, green, and white with rosy cheeks, a bushy white beard, and a fur trimmed red hat. Bold white block text below reads "THICC LIKE OL' ST. NICK." Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Ring Spun