The Alamo Basement Tours - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Stencil-style illustration of Nada in

Stencil-style illustration of Nada in sunglasses and an open plaid flannel

Large white bubble-letter text reads "DTF" at the top

Hand-lettered text in white with dark blue outlines reads "Covina" in an atomic-age boomerang style

Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue

The Alamo Basement Tours - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Stencil-style illustration of Nada inBasement tours at the Alamo sound like a great afternoon until the guide crushes your dreams with seven words. Pee wee survived Large Marge for nothing, and that bicycle is still missing. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Red text reads "THE" above large white bubble style lettering with a red drop shadow reading "ALAMO," overlapping a tan illustration of the Alamo mission facade flanked by two white lone star icons. White blocky text