Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Lazlo's gravity preparedness protocol probably

Lazlo's gravity preparedness protocol probably includes a ceiling harness and a detailed binder stashed somewhere in those steam tunnels

Arched hand-lettered text reading "CLEVELAND'S" tops a gold circular emblem with black line art depicting a woman in a ruffled skirt and roller skates

" Orange text reads "COUNTIANS" above white text reading "BASEBALL CLUB

White block text below reads "WHERE OUR FRIENDS DON'T LIKE YOU AND WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER" with "Tatooine" in golden-yellow script

Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Lazlo's gravity preparedness protocol probablyBowling's only sport where yelling "grab your balls" in public gets a laugh instead of a police report. That 1950s Brylcreem aesthetic is doing more plausible deniability work than a corporate lawyer. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "GRAB YOUR BALLS" across the top, flanked by starburst and sparkle accents. A 1950s style illustration of a bowler