I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit - Unisex Tank Top newton A white stick figure in

A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud

gripping a yellow McCULLOCH chainsaw

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A yellow rounded rectangle border below encloses distressed yellow text reading "You Can Sleep When You're Dead

I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit - Unisex Tank Top newton A white stick figure inRephrasing a two word catchphrase into formal corporate English is the linguistic equivalent of wearing a three piece suit to a breakdancing competition. Quitting remains off the table pending a full legitimacy audit. The Details: Bold white rounded sans serif text, centered across multiple lines, reads "I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit." with selective capitalization on key words. Clean, minimal text only layout with no illustrations