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Strutting Christmas ornaments in a Polaroid labeled "Photo of My Balls" somehow achieves more personality than most people's dating profiles

Places like this defined an era before the highway moved on without them

and lunch counters like this one fed the crowds between newsreels and errands

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Independence 1776 - Women's T-Shirt oklahoma Strutting Christmas ornaments in aThomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue. Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I GAVE THEM BITCHES" above a white halftone portrait of Thomas Jefferson flanked by "17" and "76." Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE