Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex Hoodie pendleton and toppling a galactic superpower

and toppling a galactic superpower with prehistoric siege weapons

a high-contrast black and white caricature portrays four mustachioed figures with mop-top hairstyles

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Bold dark blue serif text at the bottom reads "GET BUSY LIVING

Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex Hoodie pendleton and toppling a galactic superpowerWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The