Let's Get Basted - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTON

smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTON

Large distressed yellow block text reads "COLTS" above blue text reading "KENTUCKY ILLINOIS TENNESSEE LEAGUE" and "CLASS D BASEBALL

Popping wheelies in 1985 apparently requires the same hushed confession as a canceled Cinemax pilot

Declaring your exact location on your chest with lowercase punctuation is the energy of a man who peaked emotionally on a rented pontoon in 2009

Let's Get Basted - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTONBasting a turkey is just a spa treatment for something that's already dead. Basting yourself with bourbon at the dinner table is the same concept, slightly better outcomes. The Details: Curved distressed cream retro text reads "LET'S GET BASTED" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand drawn turkey faces right with a fanned tail in green, orange, and cream tones, standing on orange feet. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton.