Your Mom's Bed & Breakfast - Women's T-Shirt wlp the pure contact hitting Rod

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inspired by the iconic SNL skit that pokes fun at NPR's delicious dish

Your Mom's Bed & Breakfast - Women's T-Shirt wlp the pure contact hitting RodNaming a bed and breakfast after someone's mom and keeping it open 24 7 is the classiest way to make a promiscuity joke since cursive was invented. "Open 24 7" is doing felony level work behind that wholesome font. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered script reads "Your Mom's" above a vintage 1950s style line art illustration of a smiling woman with curled hair beside a steaming coffee cup on a saucer. Weathered white serif text reads "Bed &