Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex T-Shirt ramones Asking where the hose is

Asking where the hose is at hits different when you're pointing like a 1950s propaganda poster at last call

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Distressed white Western serif text reads "I'M YOUR" above a large white handlebar mustache illustration

Propaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex T-Shirt ramones Asking where the hose isMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block