Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Hoodie tombstone yellow eyes and pure psychological

yellow eyes and pure psychological terror

Two white stars flank the portrait

Large white brush-stroke text below reads "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE

and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Hoodie tombstone yellow eyes and pure psychologicalEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads