Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Knowing exactly when "nice" clocks

Knowing exactly when "nice" clocks out is the only credential that matters at the Double Deuce

Bold red block text reads "ALL STAR" with black cursive script reading "Lanes" below

Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high-contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol

with casual script lettering reading "Club" below it

Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Knowing exactly when "nice" clocksTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script