If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Tank Top charleston Rounded groovy white bubble text

Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top

Santa pointing and asking where his ho's are at carries the same energy as a mall Santa on his third divorce

Blue-footed boobies got named by scientists who knew exactly what they were doing and just dared anyone to say something

Red serif text reads "THE AMBASSADOR" flanked by small red star accents

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Tank Top charleston Rounded groovy white bubble textRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered