Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_diehard Arched red script text reads

Arched red script text reads "Photo of My Balls" above a white Polaroid-style bordered frame containing two red round ornament characters drawn in a 1930s rubber hose cartoon style

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

asks no favors

Hanging a shingle that says "Law Offices" implies you own more than one suit and haven't been held in contempt before lunch

Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_diehard Arched red script text readsScott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose, just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety. Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: Distressed white horror style text reads "GIVE ME, A KEG," to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid transformation with bloodshot red eyes, brown disheveled hair, and a tense