If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Sweatshirt jackburton1 flanked by red silhouettes of

flanked by red silhouettes of a rooster and a bird of prey

Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin

Grayskull's power belongs to whoever earned the title

Inspired by James "Jimmy" McGill from Better Call Saul

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Sweatshirt jackburton1 flanked by red silhouettes ofGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.