Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red with yellow script "Texarkana to

with yellow script "Texarkana to Atlanta" and "SINCE 1977" below

Curved white rounded retro text reads "YOU AXOLOTL" arched above a cartoon axolotl in peach-pink with pink feathery gills

" "PIONEER LEAGUE

Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point

Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red with yellow script "Texarkana toSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"