Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon Orange block text reads "SKATELAND"

Orange block text reads "SKATELAND" and "926 FLORENCE ST

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Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon Orange block text reads "SKATELAND"Translating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text