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" Distressed white text below reads "1970" alongside "CLASS 'A' BASEBALL

arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five-pointed star on each side

above cream serif text reading "Professor of Archaeology

" Gothic blackletter text reads "South Central" above clean white small caps reading "LA | CA" at the bottom

Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L " Distressed white text belowCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,