Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy surrounded by white stars and

surrounded by white stars and four-pointed starbursts

Bold red slab-serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM

Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar

Inspired by Masters of the Universe

Jive Turkey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy surrounded by white stars andCalling someone a jive turkey was the 1970s equivalent of a devastating performance review, delivered with enough groove that the FCC just nodded along. Somehow the insult aged better than every person who originally used it. The Details: Distressed white retro 1970s style bubble lettering reads "Jive" across the upper portion. A weathered white illustration of a turkey in profile faces left, displaying a full fanned tail, rendered in a vintage grunge