Dark Helmet - Unisex Tank Top placentia Distressed gray block text reads

Distressed gray block text reads "BIRMINGHAM" above a baseball flanked by "18" and "87

Nobody throwing a pool party ever looked that greased up and vengeful

golden-yellow block text reads "LA CRESCENTA" over "CALIFORNIA

Arched distressed cream text reads "I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a kid performing an aerial trick on a BMX bike

Dark Helmet - Unisex Tank Top placentia Distressed gray block text readsDark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film. Every bad guy thinks they're Vader, but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Simplified cartoon portrait of Dark Helmet depicts the character in his oversized gray helmet with small glasses peeking out beneath, rendered in muted gray and skin tones. Bold white