Beach, Please! - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Bold dark red serif capitals

Bold dark red serif capitals read "THE" above large red italic script reading "Waikikian

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "RIVER PIRATES" flanked by stars in matching ink

a pearl necklace

Mike never stood a chance against that level of delusional optimism

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