You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal He had yellow eyes

He had yellow eyes

Looking for a spooky twist on a classic quote

Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand-drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates

Block serif text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" beneath a decorative swoosh

You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal He had yellow eyesChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"