Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon and a clock face are

and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row

A weathered white vintage bicycle illustration sits centered with "BC" above it

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

Distressed stencil-style text in olive and cream reads "EM-50" with "URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE" directly beneath

Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon and a clock face areCaffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self assessment anyone has ever put on their chest. Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there, which is generous. The Details: White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top. Distressed white heavy sans serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below. Smaller white mixed case text reads "Just