Michigan - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Royal Distressed red text reads "Because

Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly

white block text reads "1988 MASTER NEGOTIATOR OF THE YEAR" above cyan text reading "NAKATOMI CORPORATION

Crafted from high-grade water-proof neoprene

with a small piano keyboard illustration at the base

Michigan - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Royal Distressed red text reads "BecauseMichigan's highway department accidentally created the greatest dirty joke in American infrastructure using taxpayer money. Exit 69 to Big Beaver is real, verifiable, and no state employee has made eye contact with a cartographer since. The Details: Bold distressed white block text reads "MICHIGAN" above a white silhouette of the state, including both the Upper and Lower Peninsula, rendered with a weathered grunge texture. Smaller white serif text