Go Ahead Call The Cops - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL wearing a blue plaid flannel

wearing a blue plaid flannel with bold outlines

pretending he understands the marketing strategy

Dark blue arched block text reads "MIKE DITKA'S" above a vintage cartoon bear in a blue number 89 football uniform and "C" helmet

Golden script reading "Coffee" sits beneath

Go Ahead Call The Cops - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL wearing a blue plaid flannelDaring someone to call the cops is the official uniform of a person who already did the math and decided the consequences are adorable. Five words doing more threat assessment than an entire HR department. The Details: Distressed white uppercase block text reads "GO AHEAD CALL THE COPS" stacked across three lines in a bold sans serif font with heavy weathered texture throughout each letter. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton.