American As Apple Pie - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_gb It lasted about a week

It lasted about a week before everything went wrong

Centauri's recruitment standards make every other enlistment office look painfully honest

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Red text below reads '"Where the Action Is"' above "SAN DIEGO

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_gb It lasted about a weekApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple