Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt retrotech Bold black block text below

Bold black block text below reads "I'M BAKING YOU SOME SHUT THE FUCUPCAKES

A large white block letter "H" sits within a geometric graphic of angled lines and a horizontal bar

A distressed green baseball glove sits centered between a green interlocking "GS" monogram on the left and a green baseball on the right

" with distressed script below reading "Magicians" and serif numerals reading "1923

Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt retrotech Bold black block text belowDying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail is the original subscription service nobody asked for but everyone got enrolled in anyway. Somehow adding Mean Girls energy to westward expansion makes the mortality rate feel aspirational. The Details: Pixel art depicts a covered wagon pulled by two oxen, with a figure visible in the wagon opening, a man in a brown hat holding a stick at left, and three figures in blue, brown, and pink standing at right. Green