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Portland's Eskimos took the field in 1926 as part of the New England League

Flowing teal-green script reads "Visit" above large distressed golden-yellow block letters reading "KRULL

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Bidding two dollars on Contestants' Row is the only rational move in a universe where paperboys are loan sharks and dinner tries to crawl off your plate

The North Swole - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_football Portland's Eskimos took the fieldSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.