The Baddest Mofo Low Down Around This Town - Unisex Muscle Tank Color:Black Jumping off a cliff sounds

Jumping off a cliff sounds reasonable until Sundance mentions he can't swim

larger golden-tan small-caps text reads "HAMBURGER HAMLET" in a classic serif font

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Formatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk

The Baddest Mofo Low Down Around This Town - Unisex Muscle Tank Color:Black Jumping off a cliff soundsDemanding your crew verbally confirm you're the meanest, the prettiest, and the baddest before every fight is peak insecurity dressed up as dominance. The Shogun of Harlem turned a loyalty oath into performance art. Inspired by The Last Dragon. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "AM I THE MEANEST? AM I THE PRETTIEST? AM I THE BADDEST MOFO LOW DOWN AROUND THIS TOWN?" with "MEANEST," "PRETTIEST," and "BADDEST" rendered in a red to white