Gassquatch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL above black block text reading

above black block text reading "WAYCROSS

just the correct answer to one question screamed directly into your face mid-deadlift

Penguins lost the flight option millions of years ago

Golden-yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top

Gassquatch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL above black block text readingSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text