Kamana Wanna Lei A Cocktail Lounge - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Bold red uppercase block-letter text

Bold red uppercase block-letter text reads "THE OCEAN MADE ME SALTY" stacked in four lines across the center of the design

Green brushstroke text reads "CHINATOWN" with smaller white capitals reading "SAN FRANCISCO" at the bottom

with text reading "JUST PUTTING ON THE 2ND COAT NOW

Brush-style white text reads "I TEABAGGED YOUR" above a detailed etched-style illustration of a full drum kit rendered in cyan

Kamana Wanna Lei A Cocktail Lounge - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Bold red uppercase block-letter textNaming a cocktail lounge so people accidentally proposition strangers out loud is the greatest linguistic terrorism since "Pen Island" got a website. The tiki branding exists purely as plausible deniability for a joke your mouth commits before your brain can object. The Details: Bold blue arched serif text reads "KAMANA WANNA LELA" with "COCKTAIL LOUNGE" in smaller green serif type to the right. A distressed green vintage illustration depicts a hula